Dual....:-)
Pants 0. Shit 1.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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