You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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