This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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