That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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