grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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