so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
false alarm. still invincible.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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