Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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