are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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