I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Floor bacon is actually really good
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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