Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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