Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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