What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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