The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I got inside last night via doggy door
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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