Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
