bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
it was like his penis was on wheels.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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