dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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