NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
