I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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