He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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