she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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