did you get engaged???
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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