You're so nebulous sometimes
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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