I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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