If i come over, it means nothing
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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