soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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