Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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