id be glad to
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She's the barista slut.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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