I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
there's paper in my vomit.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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