What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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