Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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