sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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