MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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