I only kidnapped one of them. chill
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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