was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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