Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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