New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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