cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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