She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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