I cockslap morals
Quick, to the slutcave!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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