what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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