can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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