Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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