I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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