it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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