I wish I only lived at night.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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