i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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