Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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