Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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