we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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