ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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