ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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