I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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