No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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