At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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