I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
