It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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